Christians are straight up FREAKS
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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