I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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