that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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