Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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