nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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