Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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