he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dick very happy bro
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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