Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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