There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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