He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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