The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wanna go halves on a baby?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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