That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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