i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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