i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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