Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
