dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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