Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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