She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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