I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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