She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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