The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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