i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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