can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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