they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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