Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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