quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
