Just fell off a train. Bad.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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