ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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