Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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