okay pat passed out under dana's car
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
that's an acceptable place to lick
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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