you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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