why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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