i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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