i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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