Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
no you cant smoke seaweed
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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