For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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