Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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