It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.