How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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