Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We are all done wearing pants today
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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