things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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