I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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