I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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