dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
