I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
there was a trapeze. enough said
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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