If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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