can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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