If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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