You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
its liver damage thursday
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