Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
