Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
