so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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