I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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