Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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